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It's all about me!
Monday Apr 16, 2007 07:46:00 AM
Well, since my human hasn't told you how totally cool I am I guess it's up to me. She is really a very nice human but hasn't quite realized yet IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. She did buy me a pretty new cage when I came to live with her. It was an adjustment for us both. My other humans just let me do whatever I wanted but this one decided I needed discipline. She was determined to make me do that "step up" thing but I showed her! Every time she came near my cage I bit her. Finally one day she gave me the "I'm the boss here mister" line and I just told her "f--k you!" I learned that from my other humans. They thought it was cute but this one didn't like it at all. She called me a bad bird and then just walked away and ignored me. After giving it some thought I decided maybe the "step up" thing wasn't all that bad and I should just humor her so after that I have let her think she is the boss.
Oh and I decided not to say that f word any more either. At least not to my human. I did say it once to that furball she has living here when he got to close to my cage. I didn't think she was listening but she heard me and called me a bad bird again. Due to my vast knowledge of human behavior and my quick wit I immediately responded with, "Hi Oscar. Pretty bird." and then the wolf whistle. Of course she had to laugh I was so darn cute. After all, it is all about me!
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